Bangladesh fielding…

Imagine this scenario:

Bangladesh are bowling. Batsman hits the ball into the deep on the offside.

Wicketkeeper: Hello, fine-leg, this is your wicketkeeper. We have information that the ball may have been hit in your direction. have you received it ? Over .

Fine-leg: ‘Keeper. We have no information about the ball..will investigate. Out .

Keeper: Hello, deep-point, this is your keeper. We have information that the ball may have been hit in your direction. Can you investigate and let us know the co-ordinates ?

Deep-point: Yes Keeper. Our radar has caught sight of the ball. …oh….yeah…I think we know where it is. ….oh…ok we got it. Over .

Keeper: Great ! can you please intercept the ball and send it to us ? Over .

Deep-point: Roger that keeper. We have successfully intercepted the ball. We will send it as soon as we can. Out .

In the meanwhile,

Batsman: Damn this game…(pants..) throw the damn ball in already…I cannot run anymore, damn it ! (pant. !.pant !)

Fine-leg: Keeper, keeper ! I think I can see the ball !

Keeper: That is the overthrow, u dim-wit

Bangladesh coach giving catching practice:

Coach: This is how you catch the ball…first you put your knees together, then you get the ball in between your legs with the help of your pads…and there it is…good catch Mushfiq ! And oh..those without pads…uh…you just worry about stopping the ball, ok ? Good …!